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註冊 2006-5-27
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#1 [閒聊]男人很難取悅
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The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好,他說妳驕傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理論,他說妳固執
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默,他說妳沒大腦!
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明,他說那是小聰明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明,他就是有智慧!
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不,他說妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他,妳好象他奶媽
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳,是表示他"關心" 妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾,妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾,他是迫不得已的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸煙,他是紳士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他說是實力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害了他,表示妳很殘忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!
所以很難取悅
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