網際論壇 - Powered by Discuz! Board

標題: [閒聊]男人很難取悅 [打印本頁]

作者: happychyan 時間: 2007-8-31 03:00 PM 標題: [閒聊]男人很難取悅

!!

The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好，他說妳驕傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理論，他說妳固執
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他說妳沒大腦！

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明，他說那是小聰明
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明，他就是有智慧！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他說妳不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他，妳好象他奶媽
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他罵妳，是表示他"關心" 妳

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾，妳就是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾，他是迫不得已的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女孩
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
如果他吸煙，他是紳士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他說是實力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害了他，表示妳很殘忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!
所以很難取悅

作者: 空行者 時間: 2007-8-31 10:01 PM
對不起.....我們會檢討改善滴~~~

不過大大您也貼個The problems with ladies 來平衡一下呗...

謝謝指教...

作者: sagemjacky 時間: 2007-8-31 10:29 PM
其實上述的種種~不也是女性對男性的困擾嗎?

相互信任與溝通才是不二法門!

作者: kai7092 時間: 2007-9-1 12:47 AM
對阿，男人總是有一套自己的理由，現在的男人都只剩下一張嘴最會，講別人前都不會先反省自己

作者: 屠狗輩 時間: 2007-9-1 02:17 PM
這好像

是有問題的男人

才有的問題

歡迎光臨網際論壇 (http://centurys.net/)