uu520520
一般會員
積分 546
發文 56
註冊 2011-9-17
狀態 離線
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#1 [笑話]女人!Woman!
If you kiss her , you are not a gentleman .
如果你親她,那你就沒有紳士風度。
If you don't , you are not a man !
可是如果你不親她,那你就不算是男子漢!
If you praise her , she thinks you are lying .
如果你讚美她,她會以為你只是在奉承她。
If you don't , you are good for nothing !
但要是你不讚美她,那你就一無是處了!
If you agree to all her likes , you are a wimp .
如果你完全同意她的話,那你還真無能。
If you don't , you are not understanding !
但要是你不同意,那就表示你根本不瞭解她!
If you make romance , you are an experienced man .
假如你把氣氛控制得很浪漫,那你就一定是情場老手。
If you don't , you are half of man !
如果不是,那你根本還不夠成熟!
If you visit her too often , she thinks it is boring .
如果你太常去找她,她會覺得煩膩。
If you don't , she accuses you of double-crossing !
但是如果你不去找她,她會責備你欺騙她的感情!
If you are well dressed , she says you are a playboy .
你要是穿得帥一點,她會說你是花花公子。
If you don't , you are a dull boy !
但要是穿得破爛點,那你又是笨頭笨腦的傢伙!
If you are jealous , she says it is bad .
如果你吃醋,她會說這樣是不對的。
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her !
可是如果你完全不吃醋,她又會認為你不愛她!
If you are a minute late ,
she complains it's hard to wait .
你若是遲到一分鐘,她會抱怨等得多累多苦。
If she is late , she says that's a girl's way !
要是她自己遲到,她會說女生遲到是理所當然的!
If you kiss her once in a while ,
she professes you are cold .
如果你偶爾才吻她一下,她會到處說你這人很冷漠。
If you kiss her often ,
she yells that you are taking advantage !
如果你經常吻她,她會大聲說你佔她的便宜!
If you stare at another woman ,
she accuses you of flirting .
你若是目不轉睛盯著某一個女人,
她會指責你是到處對女生調情。
If she is stared by other men ,
she says that they are just admiring !
如果其他男人瞪著她看,她會說他們只是欣賞而已!
If you talk , she wants you to listen .
如果你跟她說話,她希望你只要聽就好。
If you listen , she wants you to talk !
如果你只是傾聽,她又要你和她說說話!
Oh God !
You created those creatures called WOMAN .
上帝啊,您創造了這些叫做 “女人” 的生物。
So simple , yet so complex .
如此簡單,卻又如此複雜。
So weak , yet so powerful .
如此柔弱,卻又如此強悍。
So confusing , yet so desirable !
真是讓人又惱又愛!
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2011-9-20 02:50 AM |
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8266
中級會員
積分 933
發文 305
註冊 2006-6-10 來自 花蓮
狀態 離線
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#2
恩,說的是阿!
深刻的印在我的腦海中
謝謝大大分享
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2011-9-20 03:29 AM |
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xp20060726
榮譽會員
隨緣放下,輕安自在.
積分 82058
發文 8761
註冊 2006-7-26 來自 無緣大慈,同體大悲.
狀態 離線
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#3
我想每個人的欣賞角度與詮釋方式不同,是略有差異的!
而且要看交往的程度,所謂情人眼出西施!~
如果總是那麼在乎別人的看法與說法,那心裡怎會輕鬆過日子;
有時候微笑一下帶過,必竟立場與看法並不相同吧!
感謝您的分享!!
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2011-9-24 10:25 PM |
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lcccharlie
資深會員
積分 4046
發文 533
註冊 2007-4-22
狀態 離線
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#4
女人心,海底針,你永遠猜不透,摸不清﹗
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2011-9-25 10:27 PM |
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